Funny Sarcastic Quotations
While some sarcastic remarks may be a bit hurtful, especially when they are aimed at an individual the following are a few sarcastic Funny Quotes about Life that will put a smile to your face. After all, sometimes it’s hard to go through life without a little bit of sarcasm, especially considering that some people really do deserve it.
“I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure”
by Clarence Darrow
“He was happily married – but his wife wasn’t.”
by Victor Borge
“I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception.”
By Groucho Marx
“A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.”
By Joey Adams
“Calamities are of two kinds: misfortunes to ourselves, and good fortune to others.”
By Ambrose Bierce
“I feel so miserable without you, it’s almost like having you here.”
By Stephen Bishop
“Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.”
By Ashleigh Brilliant
Some people get highly offended with sarcasm but I think sprinkled about in the right measure, a bit of sarcasm can do wonders to lighten the mood. Sarcastic quotations come in all shapes and forms including Funny Quotes about Life Being Hard especially when it comes to organizations or people you really don’t like.
“I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.”
By A. Whitney Brown
“Mail your packages early so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas.”
By Johnny Carson
“I believe in luck: how else can you explain the success of those you don’t like?”
by Jean Cocteau
“Do infants have as much fun in infancy as adults do in adultery?”
By Anonymous
“36 years old is significant, because at 36 you can sleep with someone half your age and not go to jail.”
By Anonymous
“Never judge a book by its movie.”
by J. W. Eagan
“(Those) Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.”
By Redd Foxx
“A conscience is what hurts when all of your other parts feel so good.”
By Anonymous
“I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.”
by Sir Winston Churchill